One dark bad friday in 2016 far over the Atlantic ocean on easter island it was all calm until there was an EXPLOSION and it was EASTER BUNNY who had just grew big long yellow teeth and dirty fur. He found the big marshmallow gun and shouted DON'T WANT YOU HERE GOODBYE” BANG. in a blink of an eye he had killed his fellow bunnies and chicks.
HA HA HA HA HE HE I am the bunny king now. Night was and the evil easter bunny had just finished getting his private jet ready to fly off and kill every child in the whole entire world AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!. He thought to himself wow that private jet can go anywhere. And the pilot is as skinny as a sausage!! Off the evil easter bunny goes to the children.
London MURDERED India MURDERED New Zealand MURDERED Everyone MURDERED. This turned out to be the best easter ever. Well for the easter bunny it was. Off back to Easter Island to get ready for the next victims China Usa and Fiji. Off he goes again to MURDER. He arrives ready set GO China MURDERED USA MURDERED AND Fiji MURDERED. There was as much blood as a tiger eating a springbok.Done until next year fellow friends or shall I say dead friends HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA SNORT. I WIN YOU LOSE HOPE YOU GET MORE BLOOD BACK. NOT!!! Back to Evil Easter Island he goes for another year. He was so thirsty he could drink the pacific ocean.