Thursday, December 1, 2016

Complaint Letter To The Menaces

Stefan Keller
999 Coyote Valley

The Menaces
101 Coyote Valley

Dear Mr and Mrs Menace

I am writing this letter to complain about your son and his dog. Just yesterday they trespassed on my property, put super sticky super glue on some toilet paper and threw it on my house. I had to peel of the paint to take it off. Also, one week ago there was a pool of mud on my lawn. It smelt of dog droppings, turns out it was dog droppings! If I have to complain again you will find your dog and son on the grill.

Not Cheers


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